I am now imagining this exchange in a future Community episode.
Abed:
Oh, everyone needs to be extra careful this week.
Jeff:
Why's that?
Abed:
It's Sweeps Week. High-rating shows always have some big mind-blowing event in Sweeps Week to get ratings. Someone dies, or there's a natural disaster.
Jeff:
Abed, for the last time, this is not one of those shows!
Abed:
No, you're probably right. Some shows just have some big Oscar-winning actor make an appearance.
Jeff:
This is Greendale. I doubt there's an Oscar-winning actor in the entire state, let alone one about to walk through the study room door.
Dean Pelton:
*walks through the study room door* Hel-looooooo!