OK
THE DROPBEARS
HAVE TURNED ON US
THERE NOT JUST GETTING THE TOURIST NOW
THEY ARE ATTACKING AUSTRALIANS NOW
WERE FUCKED
Oh shit! I prepared for bombs and fires, but not dropbears!
Guys seriously. We’re fucked!
guys just stay calm
remember to put the vegemite behind your ears
it still works
TOM SLINGSBY YOU BLOODY LEGEND!
Well done Stingers!
Take a shot when:
- Grant Hackett says a race was “tough” in an interview
- An Aussie finishes fourth (two shots if it’s in a final)
- They play the congratulations ad for the women’s 4x100m freestyle relay team
- They cut to the swimming
- They plug Big Brother
- One of those Commonwealth Bank ads comes on
- An Aussie narrowly misses out on gold
- A defeated Aussie athlete is all stoic and philosophical about their loss
- They comment on the massive support for British athletes
- Finish your drink if Australia actually wins gold
did one of our athletes piss off an old gypsy woman or something
what in the hell happened
Will somebody PLEASE win another gold.
PLEASE.
I’d like to see some more congratulations ads. This one is getting monotonous.
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AUSTRALIA
AT THE TOP OF MY LIST OF PLACES I AM NEVER EVER EVER EVER GOING
COME TO MY COUNTRY YOU PUSSIES
Renee I love you and all but I am never setting foot in your country
well FUCK YOU THEN I DIDNT WANT YOU ANYWAY
Australia: where everything is wanting to kill you
The above picture is aka 2 reasons I’m never going to Australia, ever, despite loving to travel.
I wouldn’t say everything wants to kill you.
But it just might anyway.
Fifty bucks on the spider!
a real thing…
A Real Thing.
A REAL THING!!!
(Cue me getting prematurely excited about this.)
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