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Posted on 23rd Jul at 11:28 PM
hey aussie noughties teenagers

does anyone remember

the glory that was

THE MUTHAFUCKIN

COKE PHONE

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Posted on 21st Dec at 10:55 AM, with 51 notes

twistedshoelaces:

bubblecake:

OK 

THE DROPBEARS

HAVE TURNED ON US

THERE NOT JUST GETTING THE TOURIST NOW

THEY ARE ATTACKING AUSTRALIANS NOW

WERE FUCKED

Oh shit! I prepared for bombs and fires, but not dropbears!

Guys seriously. We’re fucked!

guys just stay calm

remember to put the vegemite behind your ears

it still works

Posted on 6th Aug at 11:38 PM, with 4 notes
YESSSSSSS!

TOM SLINGSBY YOU BLOODY LEGEND!

Posted on 6th Aug at 2:51 AM, with 1 note
YOU BEAUTIES

Well done Stingers!

Posted on 4th Aug at 5:41 AM, with 2 notes
Channel Nine Olympic coverage drinking game

Take a shot when:

  • Grant Hackett says a race was “tough” in an interview
  • An Aussie finishes fourth (two shots if it’s in a final)
  • They play the congratulations ad for the women’s 4x100m freestyle relay team
  • They cut to the swimming
  • They plug Big Brother
  • One of those Commonwealth Bank ads comes on
  • An Aussie narrowly misses out on gold
  • A defeated Aussie athlete is all stoic and philosophical about their loss
  • They comment on the massive support for British athletes
  • Finish your drink if Australia actually wins gold
Posted on 2nd Aug at 9:35 PM, with 2 notes

did one of our athletes piss off an old gypsy woman or something

Posted on 2nd Aug at 12:59 AM
fucking christ lleyton

what in the hell happened

Posted on 1st Aug at 9:38 PM, with 1 note

Will somebody PLEASE win another gold.

PLEASE.

I’d like to see some more congratulations ads. This one is getting monotonous.

Posted on 12th Jul at 3:58 PM, with 2,289 notes
makaeru:

lilith-the-ancient:

velarfricative:

captain-spaulding1000:

velarfricative:

captain-spaulding1000:

turbosnape:

antistellar:

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AUSTRALIA 

AT THE TOP OF MY LIST OF PLACES I AM NEVER EVER EVER EVER GOING



COME TO MY COUNTRY YOU PUSSIES

Renee I love you and all but I am never setting foot in your country 

well FUCK YOU THEN I DIDNT WANT YOU ANYWAY

Australia: where everything is wanting to kill you
The above picture is aka 2 reasons I’m never going to Australia, ever, despite loving to travel.

I wouldn’t say everything wants to kill you.
But it just might anyway.

Fifty bucks on the spider!

makaeru:

lilith-the-ancient:

velarfricative:

captain-spaulding1000:

velarfricative:

captain-spaulding1000:

turbosnape:

antistellar:

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

AUSTRALIA 

AT THE TOP OF MY LIST OF PLACES I AM NEVER EVER EVER EVER GOING

COME TO MY COUNTRY YOU PUSSIES

Renee I love you and all but I am never setting foot in your country 

well FUCK YOU THEN I DIDNT WANT YOU ANYWAY

Australia: where everything is wanting to kill you

The above picture is aka 2 reasons I’m never going to Australia, ever, despite loving to travel.

I wouldn’t say everything wants to kill you.

But it just might anyway.

Fifty bucks on the spider!

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