WoW:
Your Random Dungeon group is ready!
Me:
clicks Enter Dungeon
Loading screen:
10%
Me:
waits
Me:
waits
Me:
waits
Group:
kicks me for being idle
Loading screen:
11%
Me:
waits
Me:
waits
Me:
turns 30
Me:
gets married
Me:
has three beautiful children
Blizzard:
goes out of business and shuts off servers
Me:
grows old and dies
Children:
grow old and die
Humanity:
transcends physical bodies to live as pure energy
Sun:
expands into red giant and wipes out life on earth
Sun:
shrinks to white dwarf
Galaxy:
collides with Andromeda
Universe:
undergoes heat death
New Universe:
big bang
Solar system:
forms
Earth:
evolves life
Life:
leaves oceans
Dinosaurs:
go extinct
Mammals:
become dominant
Early hominids:
develop tools
Humanity:
settles down in cities
Egypt:
builds pyramids
Rome:
rises and falls
Britain:
colonises Australia
Computers:
invented
Me:
born anew
WoW:
released anew
Me:
waits at loading screen
Loading screen:
12%
